vagodka shots

Soaking a tampon in vodka and inserting it in your vagina

I didn't fail the breathalizer because I did vagodka shots!

by greekstar1 September 22, 2009

vagoctocock

a combination of a vagina and octocock

n. vagoctocock - It's cuz he's got sand in his vagoctocock

by awm/p May 3, 2004

Vagickey

A vagina hickey.

My mom looked at my vagina and it had hickey so that makes it a vagickey

by Blueeyes26 September 7, 2019

Vagocentric

Unbelievably feminine, self-centered Feminism

*Walking through CVS past feminine hygiene products* “Those are so unbelievably vagocentric”

by jonah.rogers December 31, 2019

Vasocktomy

Losing the ability to produce sperm cells due to excess masturbation.

Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.

Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.

by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023