vagenda

A vagina with an agenda.

No, no. Imagine my chagrin when I found out it was an angry vagina. A vagina with an agenda. You know what that show (The Vagina Monologues) was in one word? Thats right, a vagenda.

by J. Licata July 6, 2005

vagenda

A term used when the female in the relationship is primarily responsible for making plans and keeping the calendar for the couple or family.

Boyfriend/husband says to friend, "Dinner on Friday? I don't know if we already have plans or not. I'll have to check the vagenda."

by Angela S March 3, 2006

vagenda

your vagina's social agenda

That guy just made my vagenda.

by sometimesifaint May 4, 2009

vagenda

The schedule of events taking place in one's vagina.

"I've been trying everything to get with Ruth, but her vagenda's booked up for months."

by lil_ms_naughty_cakes September 2, 2006

vagenda

when one befriends a woman with the ulterior motive of getting in her pants.

Jeff told me to call him if I ever just need to talk, but I'm pretty sure he has a vagenda.

by Pretty Pretty Sweetie Pie Priv April 26, 2008

vagenda

1. when a girl decides on scheduled sex

2. Writting down on a callander when and how you have had sex

3. planned use of a girl's vagina

Mom: Christi, we need to talk

Christi: What now???

Mom: I was cleaning your room, and I found this - is this a vagenda?

Christi: So what? And besides, its not even mine!!!

Mom: Oh, honey, I just wanted to know if you wanted to see mine to see how to organize yours better!!!

by theawsomepossumbunch April 29, 2009

vagenda

"Female's agenda", usually in reference to a group of women as their 'group female agenda'... but is equally acceptable as a reference to a single female's agenda

Larry wasn't clear on Lucy's vagenda, but he knew that it didn't include his best interests.

by orionway December 28, 2011