visiting hours

usually used when referring to the time spent with your significant other while they're being held captive by a high authority.

"Brandy is grounded again man, im not allowed to see her now, visiting hours are closed."

by bree demarest May 20, 2007

Visiting Grandma

It is the code name for travelling a distance to engage in sexual intercourse.

You know i like Visiting Grandma like 2 or 3 times a week.

by jizz bro's September 4, 2011

Visiting Jack

Code word for jacking off, or masturbating.

Greg visits Jack everyday.

Dude- Where's Bob today?

Dude 2- Hes visiting Jack.

by Mr. Flavorful March 1, 2011

visiting fireman

an important person who often gets special treatment, such as someone who is visiting to observe the workplace

A visiting fireman passed through town today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2009

Visiting Italy

Being so incredibly high you do not know what is going on or where you are.

Visiting Italy is probably my favorite thing to do.

by Wheaty214 April 29, 2012

Visiting the Germans

Anal sex

My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend

by Sexgodpuss January 4, 2016

Visiting Disneyland

Just another way to say you're having/gonna have sex.

Bumping uglies, Roasting the broomstick, Sink the sausage.

"Can't meet you till later I'll be visiting Disneyland"

by Idon'tevenfuckingknow September 25, 2017