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vertically challenged

Very short.
by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009
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vertically glad

Pertaining to the protruberance of the penis whilst engorged with blood. A euphamism for an erection.
Hey Scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? Um, let's just say that at the time I was vertically glad and didn't feel like being the butt of a bunch of boner jokes.
by mayonasio October 11, 2014
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Vertically Obese

Daniel: Oh Whilliam you're so vertically obese you can almost reach the stars.
by Giitukj October 8, 2019
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the deficit that effects people of low growth and one that is challenged vertically. symptoms may include lack of puberty, lack of self confidence and shortage of height
lucy: can you get that for me?
warren: sorry to high
lucy: its at eye level with me
warren: i have vertically challenged syndrome (VCS)
lucy: im so sorry
by jareDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD December 5, 2010
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Vertically Challenged

1) A phrase used by someone who is supposed to be professional to define a short person

2) “I’m not fat, I’m big boned,” but for short people

3) A phrase used to describe a minuscule individual
I’m not short, I’m Vertically Challenged, MOM.
by pixel the almighty March 16, 2022
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Vertically-fat

Unnecessarily tall.
"She's so vertically-fat, there's absolutley no need!" (Declared by small persons.)

"Since you're vertically-fat, would you pass me the paint from the top shelf."

"Stop taking up all that valuable airspace with your vertical-fat."
by Karenna May October 12, 2012
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Vertically Frustrated

(1.) A short person who wishes they were taller, and has passionate feelings about it.

(2.) The emotion felt by every bird God gave wings, that can't fly. Many a baby ostrich and Emu has sought therapy after looking at birds in the sky, flapping their little fuzzy wings, and not being able to produce the desired result.
(1.) As a short guy, I find dating websites vertically frustrating. .

(2.) Vertically frustrated ostrich seeks pilot license.
by Olive989 March 3, 2023
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