UrbanDictionary.com is the best thing that has happened to me.
by Me bois March 23, 2021
It is an English slang dictionary like web site important for the non-native English speaking people to understand what the native English speaking meant when swearing or been mean or naughty.
Also it is important for the native English speaking people do understand what is the hell they are talking about!
Also it is important for the native English speaking people do understand what is the hell they are talking about!
I did not understand what she meant when she asked me to fudgepack her till I found UrbanDictionary.com
by Jess December 27, 2003
Set of definitions of terms, mostly slang, with votes on how good each definition is found by the community.
by Kitesurfer May 08, 2006
a website where one can create their own definitions to common (or original) words; a website which refuses to post positive definitions of such people as lance bass (i.e. lance bass is an angel of music and a very genuine person), but allows crude statements about them (i.e lance bass is a faggot that needs to die) therefore making it a senseless organization of ignorance.
I tried to post something positive and uplifting on urbandictionary.com, but they rejected it... but I saw a cruel, demeaning definition for the same word I originally tried to post on the website... what is this world coming to?
by Jinx2013 October 15, 2009
A supersweet time assassin if you’re down to seeds and stems, laid off, lovelost and unable to get your shoulder rotator pins because of all the Covid creeps taking up hospital beds.
“Please honey,” said Dawna, “won’t you come fit your body in this comfy bed? I have the Astroglide warmed up just the way you like it.”
“No, darlin’, can’t,” is Max’s rejoinder. “My phone just charged. UrbanDictionary.com called, and you know the emotional fallout if I don’t obey.”
“I yelled out in my sleep, but it wasn’t a nightmare,” Miranda said, uncharacteristically calm. “It was an UrbanDictionary.com rabbit hole, and my brain slurped it up like warm potato soup.”
“No, darlin’, can’t,” is Max’s rejoinder. “My phone just charged. UrbanDictionary.com called, and you know the emotional fallout if I don’t obey.”
“I yelled out in my sleep, but it wasn’t a nightmare,” Miranda said, uncharacteristically calm. “It was an UrbanDictionary.com rabbit hole, and my brain slurped it up like warm potato soup.”
by Hifalutin! February 03, 2022
I went on urbandictionary.com. I will never look at banana pancakes, toothbrushes, or clouds the same way again.
by MyHairDryerIsActuallyAPhaser July 14, 2009
One of the poorest compilations of knowledge available on the internet, thanks to a very relaxed quality control. Basically, there are five types of definitions you will find on anything:
1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.
2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.
3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.
4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.
5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.
1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.
2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.
3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.
4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.
5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.
Some definitions of "George Bush" you might find on urbandictionary.com:
Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...
Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.
Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"
Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!
Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.
Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...
Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.
Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"
Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!
Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.
by little nerd August 12, 2006