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Country determined by God himself to have a right to play in the world cup (despite finishing a measley fifth in their zone), and that no-one in the Oceanic zone should ever be allowed to play even if they never lose a match.

Uruguay is thusly famous for it's unique concept of sportsmanship and fairness, and also how well they handle being losers.
Joe Dingbat: Yay! Australia finished top of their zone without ever losing a single match! We're going to the world cup!

Rodney Sensible: Hold on there Joe, Australia will be the only country top of a zone to actually have to play a play-off to secure thier place. Uruguay finished fifth in their zone so we'd have to play them, and God said they deserve to go to the world cup and it's unfair for them, so I guess you're not allowed to compete.

Joe Dingbat: Oh, of course. How selfish of me.
Uruguay by Frantic December 28, 2005
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Uraguard 

A vaginal attachment that blocks a woman's urethra during sex, preventing Urinary tract infections.
"I heard Jane got a urinary tract infection the other day."
"Stupid girl. I'm using Uraguard."
Uraguard by Dr. BK October 20, 2009

cheering for Uruguay 

Person 1: YEAH! I WON! IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE!
Person 2: Boy, you're really cheering for Uruguay, aren't you?
Someone's Uruguayan!
Uruguayan by sj0r April 28, 2003
The country in South America that is perfect for really cringe insults.
Me: If you take out the third 'u' in Uruguay, Urugay.
Uruguay by The Real Slim Jim January 24, 2020
Uruguay is the province number 24 of the Argentine Republic. It is known for being rebellious and calling itself a country, and also claims to have created mate and dulce de leche, but we all know that it is not.
idk, Uruguay is a country
Uruguay by crybaby.idk June 13, 2020
Uruguay is the 24th province of Argentina. She is known for being a rebel and calling herself a country, haha. He also says that he created the dulce de leche and the mate, but we all know that he doesn't
-Uruguay is a country
-what is that? You eat? :)
Uruguay by crybaby.idk June 13, 2020