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Nxstyxgrxnde is an unemployed faggot
by Trimia March 11, 2021
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Unemployed server

A server full of mfs cranking 90s and running light speed, commonly seen in FPS games.
"fuck I got placed in the Unemployed Server"
by JimmyJimmersonThe6th December 6, 2024
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Unemployed Brainrot Bangers

A series of TikTok audios made by famous content creator Vexbolts often consist of remixes of trending audios. These remixes typically consist of various brain-rot vocabulary in place of the original lyrics.
Oh shit, Vexbolts dropped more Unemployed Brainrot Bangers
by Juggastein January 22, 2025
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Unemployed Behavior

Unemployed Behavior (noun) A brand of chronically jobless, internet-addicted degeneracy. Not just unemployed—unemployed by choice. Often seen in people living rent-free with no adult responsibilities. Symptoms: Using the N-word or “gay” as insults. “I was the plug. Everyone came to me for weed behind the gym.” “Remember the guy who jacked off in the back of class? Good times.” Glorifying past L’s like they were W’s (being expelled, suspended). Constant “remember when” storytelling. Posting conspiracy rants or edgy takes 24/7. Saying “based!” after offensive statements. Screaming “I don’t care” on things they obsess over. Subspecies: Antifa LARPers, Trump fanatics, fake anarchists living off government aid, Marxist TikTok philosophers with $100K debt preaching anti-capitalism on an iPhone, basement trolls ratio-ing people all day.
• “This dude’s out here talking about how he used to sell weed in 9th grade… classic unemployed behavior.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”
by HeywoodJablomi May 10, 2025
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unemployed behavior

Behavior indicative of someone with too much time on their hands, lack of grounding in the culture of the proverbial "real world," and no urge to better oneself as opposed to merely pleasuring oneself.

Common among people with substantial savings, willing acquaintances, or SSDI/welfare checks to eliminate the immediate need for a job that would both limit one's free time (encouraging someone to use it wisely) and force a person to consider their fellow man's opinions more often.
Natalie just sits around all day and records all kinds of random sounds to make annoying songs out of on Ableton! Such unemployed behavior!

Jonas spends countless hours engaged in the unemployed behavior of becoming a hackeysack pro.
by NegativeReferral May 15, 2025
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Unemployed Eye

Alex- “Holy shit, that is so fucking ugly!”
Preston- “I know, that isn’t a lazy eye; that’s an unemployed eye.”
Alex- “Oo!”
Preston- “Haha- Haha!”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “Okay, I will.”
by pastvp May 17, 2025
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unemployed nigel

oh I'm just logging logging into a chatroom from my work laptop
by mrs tosser September 1, 2025
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