Uncontrollaboner

The hardest of the hard, this boner is relentlessly stiff. Can be onset by Viagra, Cialis, et al. but is more often experienced in morning wood, or generally at times when you really don't need it THAT hard.

Herp: You're walking like an idiot, what's wrong with you?

Derp: Uncontrollaboner. There's nothing I can do.

Herp: I wouldn't say NOTHING...

Derp: Dude, did you just come on to me?

by Timb0.Slice November 11, 2010

Uncuntrollable

A woman who is out of control

Flag on the play.... Excessive celebration.... This bitch is uncuntrollable.

by [e-mail] June 9, 2018

Uncuntrollable

When a woman goes from crazy to craziest.

You're being really uncuntrollable right now. Your mother would be proud.

by Uncontroversial July 3, 2021

*Sobs Uncontrollaby*

When your friend calls you poopie and it hurt you feelings on an xbox chat.

Ryan: your a poopy head

Me: *sobs uncontrollaby*

by CoolGuy565656 November 9, 2021