umi kaboomi

umi kaboomi is probably a little gay. most umi kaboomis are stalkers.

¨umi kaboomi? im scared of her, i heard she went into her crushes house uninvited and shat in an oreos pillow.¨

by daisy9785 May 9, 2022

Umi

Umi, the woman Kim Namjoon is secretly married to with three kids.

Omg joon did it again. That's Umi.

by pornessianparapio November 23, 2021

umi

haydens cat

thats such a cute cat hayden, i bet you love that pussy

hayden loves umi's pussy

by ballingballs November 22, 2023

Sus umi zoomi

The one who speaks through his saxophone

The sus umi zoomi needs help!

by WhitimalsJJJ April 20, 2022

Umi

Umi is a name for a girl that is powerful. She’s very wise and humble. She’s the nicest girl you know and will take care of you when needed. She gets her name from her looks, she’s naturally pretty.

Wow, look it’s Umi

by anonymous November 22, 2021

umie

black boy on the internet who loves fortnite porn and beats his parents

fuck you jayden

We fucking hate Umie!
- says the whole friend group

by manny monster August 5, 2024

umi

somebody that really loves getting rowdy and absolutely adores pizza!! they’re super mega cool and fun all the time😣😣

“Woah look over there it’s umi!”
“Oh yeah, i heard they have this deep obsession for pizza or something!”

by rocksarecool_707 April 27, 2022