Umbicious

Is not a word. Just randomly popped up on my mind.

person 1: umbicious
person 2: tf is that supposed to mean

by pyrexic May 10, 2022

psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection

A psychological, spiritual and natural connections of a child with both; his/her father and mother.

I couldn't have achieved my dreams without psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection (I so-call it).

This connections works faster than the supersonic rate.
Thank you mum & dad!

by Annie/linguistic consultant February 11, 2020

umbilical leash

One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.

Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.

by authoor June 18, 2006

umbilical dump

It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.

Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.

by CJMO November 10, 2008

yar umbilical booty

A group of pirates who love to eject ontop of guns face to promote his pirateness

Wow, you sure yar umbilical bootied gun in his small fradial face.

by Tehk February 26, 2005

Umbilical Docking

When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole.

This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.

Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!

Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking.

"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."

by Ram M. Stein October 5, 2009

umbilical flick

Assume a woman's vagina is so dry that the condom sticks inside it. A partner can now pull it to a certain length and flick it back at her (if he hits the clitoris, one may call it a umbilical clit flick).

"Damn, the girl I wanted to fuck yesterday was so dry I could have done an umbilical flick.."

by niceshice July 28, 2016