Uhaul Tetris

The act of orienting ones belongings in the back of a moving truck in such a way that the entire volume of the truck is filled, front to back and top to bottom.

I didn't think we'd be able to fit the pool table, ATV, entertainment center, and waterbed all in this truck here, but all it took was some clever Uhaul Tetris and we got it all in there.

by Dexter345 August 22, 2010

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Dirty Uhaul

A prostitute with an excessive amount of grundle fudge.

The trucker was highly upset when he found his lot lizard was a dirty uhaul.

by geewhiz1234 May 04, 2008

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uhaul lesbian

The kind of lesbian that wants to move in after talking for 3 days. They like to move fast. She'll bring the u-haul.

John: Hey did you hear about Cierra's new girl?
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.

by bitchbox42069 June 22, 2020

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I'com'it'a uhaul

Contraction of "I am coming with a uhaul."

"I need to move." -person one

"I'com'it'a uhaul!" -person two

by The Jayson July 07, 2009

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Uhaul bisexual

Simular to a Uhaul lesbian, the Uhaul bisexual moves in after few dates men and women

Guy: Katie moved in with Jessie already? They’ve been together a week?

Girl: oh I know she did the same with John and Sarah. She’s such a uhaul bisexual

by Thatonepaganchick January 07, 2023

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