Urethra Sounding

The act of shoving/stuffing an object down a males urethra (the hole at the tip of the penis); normally for sexual pleasure.

Bob: "Have you tried sounding?"

Joe: "Oh yeah I've heard urethra sounding is the new thing to get off."

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R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.

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The act of inserting a sex toy or one’s penis into another man’s gaping urethra until the pain causes him to sing high notes.

Omg I’m so sore after last night bro...he/she gave me a Urethra Franklin

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A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.

"Urethra Cactus is almost as bad as Broomrape, but for humans."

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Jerry and I did urethra swabbing and I'm still sore.

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A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.

I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner

urethra franklin by andy1 September 13, 2006

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When she eats a "Carolina Reaper" then gives you a blow job.

"Yo John did you here about Nick the outher day?..He hooked up with that hot chick from 4th period and she gave him a Urethra Franklin!

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