Uptown

Very similar to the "Upper Decker" an Uptown is when you take a crap AND a piss in the top tank of said toilet. Use with caution.

When the victim uses the toilet next, they will flush and the toilet water will be turned a nasty yellowy-brown

(Make sure to wiggle the toilet first because you do not want to fall over)

Tom: Dude this party sucks!

Joe: Yeah man, I think I might go take an Uptown in this dudes toilet

Tom: Hell yeah!

Uptown by The Uptowner July 20, 2010

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Uptown

A place in Victoria BC where kids hangout in the upstairs of McDonald’s and start beef with other kids or adults and vape inside. Usually get kicked out and fight the indian manager.

Mom: What did you do at uptown today?
Kid: Sat in uptown dons and ate.

Uptown by Xanny bars November 7, 2019

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Uptown

North-midwest slang for methamphetamine.

Meth = “up” or “uptown”

Heroin = “down” or “downtown”

Dealer: “Yo do you fuck with uptown?”

Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”

Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”

Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”

Uptown by danasp_42 April 17, 2020

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Uptown

Its quiet

Alexander: Eliza do you like it uptown? Its quiet uptown.

Eliza: Bro, you just cheated on me and our son died. Do you expect me to like it?

Alexander: jeez okay

Uptown by UwUQween May 13, 2020