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Upland, CA

1. true, a phenomenally boring city
2. a city much like most suburbia, all the houses look the same and the city's wealth follows a class system, from the streets 6 th through 25th
25th being excessively rich, gaudy, and moronic
6th being dirt poor, and generally where the minorities live
3. the Beverly hills of the Inland empire, and Sanbernardino County, unbenounced that SB and the IE are both shit-heaps full of meth labs and ethnically driven violence
4. the whitest city in all of southern california, a city full of bitchy white women who drive SUV's and believe they understand anything about the world because they never leave their comfort zone of one block
5. a city so boring that the cops break up every single party because they have nothing to do whatsoever
6. calls itself "the city of gracious living" because it is stuck up and, literally, that pretentious
1. Those annoying bro hoes, Aren't they from Upland?
2. That fat-ass white woman, the one on the cell phone drinking starbucks profusely and being rude to everyone; theres an upland woman.
3. God, im so fucking bored, it feels like I'm in Upland, Ca.
by jorg katier January 6, 2008
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upland skatepark

the skatepark founded oct 12 2002 which has a fullpipe modeled after the old pipeline, and a mellow flow section and some ledges and stairsd
by lil deb October 11, 2006
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upland

a Mexican man whore who is as much of a tool as something off a home depot commercial. He generally transports himself in a dodge Charger, AKA the douchemobile. He tends to think he is the shit and has sausage nips
Robert is being such an upland right now.
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Uplander

The GREATEST mini van ever created! Comfy, fashionable and very nice! Great invention Chevy
My ride is an uplander.
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Upland, CA

1. small town in california with nothing to do. whatsoever.

2. small town to live in only if you like bowling and shopping centers.
Upland, CA is where all the faggots live.
by smalltowngirl February 6, 2006
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uplag

Uplag is a physiological condition which results from an upgrade of an electronic device, software, or some other technology, that is very disruptive to the upgrader's personal or professional life. Similar to jet lag, symptoms include sleeplessness, fatigue, exhaustion, and general confusion. The condition of uplag may last several days until the upgrader adjusts to the new technology.
Dude's got serious uplag ever since he upgraded to a new Android phone yesterday. He missed our morning project status meeting, and I found him in the men's room, curled up in the fetal position with his Android, rocking back and forth and moaning, "Only fifteen more apps to reinstall."
by V Dogz October 7, 2011
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upland girls

the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt
curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?
by matt February 16, 2005
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