unfortunate forward hairline

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.

Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

by sticky tech January 8, 2012

unfortunate-looking

Someone who is ugly; so ugly, in fact, that it is unfortunate for the rest of the world to have to look at them.

Aquafina is so unfortunate-looking!

by AriaMelody January 16, 2008

Unfortunate Farter

A poor person who attempts to fart but shits themselves instead.

There was an unfortunate farter in my exam hall today.

by The Ultimate Mongoose June 10, 2010

unfortunate face

A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right

That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face

by Lop lop March 8, 2010

unfortunate circumstance

Your current state being less than optimal.

We're stranded on an uncharted island. This unfortunate circumstance is the result of our plane crashing into the ocean.

by Stumblers August 10, 2016

unfortunate fold

the fold you get when wearing chakie or cargo shorts while sitting, that makes it appear as if you have an erection

i was watching blues clues yesterday and my mom saw my unfortunate fold, so now she thinks im a freak

by benson 122333 August 4, 2009

Unfortunate Coincidence

a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

Also known as an Epic Fail.

When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"

by TeemSmart August 8, 2009