Ultrawank

Jacking off while watching multiple pornos, listening to dubstep and smoking weed.

Dude I had the most intense ultrawank session this morning while listening to Rusko and smoking on that Lemon Drop you gave me.

I caught Stan ultrawanking in his room this morning.

by Dubsupercock June 19, 2011

Ultramendous

An extraordinary amount of out of the ordinary behavior.

An act or actions that are out of the ordinary intensified awesomeness an unparalleled in gargantuan like fantasticality.

Can you even comprehend how ultramendous it would be if I punched an alien right in its' stupid liquid lizard face?

by TheDonald! May 14, 2010

ultramatrix

Ultramatrix is the best of the best, the absolute top, towering nearly infinitely over ultimate by itself times 12 trillion.

I’m cool!
I’m super cool!
I’m ultra cool!
I am the ultimate of cool!
I am the ultramatrix of cool!
Everyone Besides Ultramatrix Cool Guy: *Error: presence of coolness too high to enable you to be even demi-cool*

by SpeedStriker243 November 1, 2018

ultramatum

An extreme ultimatum.

My girlfriend gave me an ultramatum. She told me I had to choose between her or my mother. Her extreme request was met with me asking for my house key back! Momma’s Boy for life!

by Matum Mom January 10, 2021

Ultramonomatron

Being the ultimate, the best of the best, the root of admiration, the mother of all that is fantastic and right with this world.

His/Her style and genius remains ultramonomatron forever.

by AndyOmega November 20, 2010

nigritude ultramarine

Created as a search term for search engine optimizers to compete on for the coveted position one in the Google.com search results. The result of such placement being a new owner of an ipod and/or flat screen monitor.

I want to win the nigritude ultramarine seochallenge and become the seo champion of the world and therefore get more exposure, clients and make lots more money.

by Clare May 9, 2004

ultramarine

to kill someone in a such a profound manner that the victin exclaims "What the Fuck man" a microsecond before he/she dies.

I ultramarine'd you tbqfh

by Ultramarine October 30, 2003