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The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.
Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.
by Debbie Hall June 21, 2018
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a cool way of saying shocker. When you put your index and middle finger in her pussy, and the pinky in her stink hole.
Hey man, i heard corey gave that bitch courtney two in the pink, one in the stink.
by Twist_of_F8 July 10, 2007
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An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.
Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.
by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023
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Sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus.

Also known as the Shocker
Dude, I gave her the shocker and she actually liked it!!!
by t0xicity December 21, 2003
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The act of placing your index and middle finger in the ladies vaginal crevice, while doing this you also place your pinky finger in the anus.
person 1: Guess what I did last night.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen

Person 2: aww thats nasty
by Blackman in Maryport August 4, 2014
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The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.
"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"
by LaceDogg January 4, 2008
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