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Twot-swotter

A women who stops other women from having sex

A girl cockblocker
Girl 1 : I really like you. Do you wanna come back to my place?
Guy: sure
Girl 2 : you really shouldnt do that you know you have a boyfriend.
Girl 1 : dammit

Guy 1 : do you know Meagan

Guy 2 : yeah she has like no girlfriends

Guy 1. : I heard it's because she is a total Twot-swotter
by Pop-tart98 July 9, 2011
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twot swatter

1. When a female prevents another female from accepting or pursuing the interest of male.
2. When a female prevents another female from achieving a goal.
Example:
GirlA:Ima go talk to that guy over there and see whats good.
GirlB: Ok.
Guy:Hey, I noticed you over there, I was waiting for.
GirlA: Hi, Wow cool. Just taking my time making sure you were looking at me. So whats your name?
GirlB: Hi, my name is ____ . Sorry I took so long, to come over. I was getting her and me a drink. This is my friend___(GirlA). So what is your drink (Guy)? What is your name by the way?
GirlA: Hey! Stop being a twot swatter___(GirlB)! I'm trying to snagg this guy so back off!
by 1713Queen December 8, 2010
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twotsicle

an offensive term used to describe a women who is very icy in attitude. Not a warm and caring individual. not approachable.
"Why is Johnnys girlfriend always so cold towards us?"

"Shes a twotsicle man. Let it go."
by Chey B October 20, 2008
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twots

'The word on the street'
Meaning a rumor or something known in the grapevine. Mostly used in the areas around Bledmeer and Benowyc.
or 'The way of the Stams'
A way to refer to gangs who pick on smaller gangs or individuals.
Sometimes used as an affirmative exclamation.
"Hey Jimmy, twots is that you're into cats"
Or
"Who said I hung around bridges all day?"
"Twots"
by Onelith September 1, 2008
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Twotswatting

A girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Like CockBlocking for girls.

Originally from Dane Cook stand up
Jenny: Wow Kelly why'd you tell that guy I had a boyfriend, I could've brought him home, you need to stop Twotswatting.

Kelly: Hah.
by True Fantasy Football Boss January 10, 2010
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twotsmacker

A female cockblocker ,one who prevents the sucking of a penis. A girl who stops the hooking up of a fellow vagina
What a twotsmacker, danielle is with her boyfriend and she just did that!!!!!!!!!!!!
by CHILD PUNTER May 26, 2009
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twotswotter

a woman who stops another woman from getting laid
a twotswotter is acockblocker for women
by skinny pv July 20, 2010
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