twittle dicking 

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

twittle dicking by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017

twittle

As a noun, a young girl's snatch, a fresh tuna sandwich, bootytwatcunt, as a verb, the act of licking or kissing female genitlia

Look at the twittle at that bitch, she makes her momma proud!
Maurice was going to twittle that clam but said it reeked so bad he couln't go down

twittle by Jagger Shaft June 2, 2006

twattle 

The act of succreting vaginal fluids, derivative of "twat".

You are making me twattle, baby!
or
I twattled on his face last night.

twattle by annelbeads December 3, 2003

twattle 

Vaginal succretion, derivative of "twat".

I got twattle all over the bedsheet.
or
My boyfriend got me so excited, I had major twattle.

twattle by annelbeads December 3, 2003

twattle cot 

n,adj- origination{English/dining hall} 1. is another word for "twelve o'clock." 2. this is what happens when someone says "what time is it?" and a moron hears "twattle cot" instead of "twelve o'clock." 3. is the cause of histerical laughing

what time is it? it's twattle cot time!

twattle cot by Wilke May 18, 2008

twattle cot 

n- a time for a moron who cannot hear.
origination: english, a really loud dining hall

What time is it?
-Twattle cot?
twattle cot? what is twattle cot??!!
-twelve o'clock moron!!

twattle cot by Wilke May 18, 2008

twattle berry 

little poop particles that hang to a guys ass-hairs when they don't wipe well

"you're an ass, you twattle berry eating idiot!"

twattle berry by oogaboogaberry July 5, 2012