A person who has read Stephenie Meyer'
s Twilight Saga and the Twilight movie, and completely obsesses over it.
*You try to control your thoughts because
Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.
*People stare at you
funny because you and your
friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream
car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about
Edward and Twilight so much, that your
friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.
Don't make fun of me and all of my Twitarded
friends or I'
ll give you a paper cut
right in front of Jasper...or I'll La Push you off a cliff...or, even better...I'll provoke the Volturra and blame it on you!
I am a Twitard!