A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.
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Twat Swatter • Twat Swatted • Twat Swater • twat • twat waffle • twat swat • twat shot • twat rocket • TWAT BLOCK • twat nugget
Cindy: "Hey, did you hook up with that hot guy from the bar last night?"
Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"
Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"
by shellyblack May 18, 2009
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womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.
by lucky biych September 13, 2009
Get the Twat Swatter mug.Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.
by black bill bob May 21, 2009
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Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 21, 2009
Get the Twat Swatter mug.WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.
GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
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