turdle

(n) a person who acts slow, runs slow, and reacts slowly and also takes big shits

Jack: Hey shawn pass me the ketchup
Shawn:(10 seconds later): ok
Jack: your such a turdle

by Turdle-3000 May 23, 2009

turdle

After you get drunk and are sitting in the tub, this is a piece of pooh that you mindlessly play with and pretend is a turtle.

Aw, heck. Bobby got wasted again last night, and was playin' turdle in the tub again.

by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson III March 10, 2003

turdle

when the crap sticks out of the water a little like a turtle

Oh man, I just had the worst turdle, it was sticking out like 5 inches.

by Petershey February 14, 2006

Turdle

Turdle (verb) - the act of playing the game wordle or a derivative (quordle, worldle, nerdle etc) whilst on the crapper

Q - where’s Richard?
A - He’s on the shitter seeing if he can get today’s wordle
Reply - oh that boy does love to turdle!

by Kingersrk April 10, 2022

Turdle

A person who is a literal piece of shit, and who also looks like a turtle.

person 1 - "Did you hear that old turdle thinks allowing people to vote is a power grab by democrats?"

person 2 - "Yeah... What a great Senate Majority leader we have." -said with heavy sarcasm

by squallstopher January 30, 2019

TURDle wax

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.

I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!

by allen bak February 22, 2008

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 7, 2012