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Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.
Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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turtle head

when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus
by Blake0815 May 25, 2007
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Turtle heading

When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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turtle head

A bowel movement that must be dealt with immediately. Giving the feeling or sensation that the tip of the fecal matter is beginning to protrude from the anus - like a turtle extending its head out from its shell.
I can't wait any longer. I am getting a turtle head - I have to go now!
by forwordfor June 12, 2009
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Turtles Head

The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.
I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.
by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005
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Turtle Head

Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell
Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, aka "Turtle Head", poked out momentarily from intense deliberations with Senate Democrats, to announce that a budget deal had yet to be reached.
by Fishsticks Wilson January 22, 2013
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turtle head

a shit that knocks at your underpants.
i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.
by that guy August 30, 2003
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