When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.
by currybomb July 29, 2010
Get the Turtle Headmug. by Blake0815 May 25, 2007
Get the turtle headmug. When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
Get the Turtle headingmug. A bowel movement that must be dealt with immediately. Giving the feeling or sensation that the tip of the fecal matter is beginning to protrude from the anus - like a turtle extending its head out from its shell.
by forwordfor June 12, 2009
Get the turtle headmug. The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.
I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.
by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005
Get the Turtles Headmug. Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, aka "Turtle Head", poked out momentarily from intense deliberations with Senate Democrats, to announce that a budget deal had yet to be reached.
by Fishsticks Wilson January 22, 2013
Get the Turtle Headmug. i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.
by that guy August 30, 2003
Get the turtle headmug.