Sexy Turtle Ride

A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!

Hey baby, you wanna give me a sexy turtle ride???
Sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)

by That is Whack56 April 25, 2006

Sexually Awkward Turtle

a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on top of the other, and stroke the lower one with the upper one while twirling your thumbs.

See awkward turtle.

Tim: Did you hear about Brenda?
Jim: Yeah, She said she couldnt cook for shit, and then her crush asked her if she sucked!
Tim: yeah dude, that is seriously awkward turtle
Jim:Sexually awkward turtle! *does the turtle sign*

by daisy jesse June 18, 2007

Sexual Turtle

Turtles whom are the sluttiest of their species, more than likely wearing little to no shellwax on their bodies.

Turtle 1: Look at Laura, look at Laura!! Her mother would be rocking in her shell if she saw what Laura is doing now!!

Turtle 2: She is a Sexual Turtle.

by Stein You Bastard. October 18, 2013

turtletext

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009

turtletext

Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.

I wish I could be there with you, but since I can't, wanna turtletext? ;)

by fuzzykoala5 September 28, 2011

Turtlesexual

Having a sexual attraction to turtles.

She came out as Turtlesexual

by lolemorat April 10, 2017