Turned off the Dark

Any show with high production values that is completely terrible and incoherent. A reference to the Broadway musical, Spiderman, Turn off the Dark. Similar to "Jumping the Shark"

Dude, did you see that new play about the nuns?

Yeah, they really turned off the dark for that one.

by The Green Fire April 19, 2011

Turns off Stove

This phrase is used when one is so attracted to someone else that they would give up food for them.

Boy 1: Holy shizzle she's lookin fine.
Boy 2: Get some.
*eye contact*
Boy 1 & 2: Turns off stove

Girl 1: He. Just. Took. Off. His. Shirt.
Girl 2: Turns off stove

by The_thee_theee April 2, 2017

turning off the tap

Most commonly used in series "New Girl".
"Turning off the tap", basically means challenging the partner to a sex stand off.

"That's it. I'm turning off the tap."
"You won't last a week."

by theiabitch February 23, 2017

turn off phone

Matt turn off ur phone!!!!!

At 4:30 you should have turn off phone!!!

by Doloris Babe Sweetie August 19, 2006

spiderman: turn off the dark

Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.

Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!

no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.

by .why.am.i.here. April 23, 2011

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 9, 2021

Turn off your adblocker

An extremely idiotic thing websites use, basically it's like waving a cross (adblock) at a demon (person with adblock) to go away or turn it off.

Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.

You: I am thirsty for info, let's go to this news website.
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*

by Trumpium December 15, 2021