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Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
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national save a turkey day

i saved a turkey from a dragon on national save a turkey day
by gn dhncgnb November 22, 2020
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turkey holocaust day

Turkey Holocaust Day is AKA Thanksgiving Day. This is because it is the day where we celebrate the mass execution of turkeys. After we execute them we then proceed to eat them and give thanks for all the good in our lives. It is celebrated in Canada on October 13 and in the United States of America on November 27.
Jimmy: Have a good Turkey Holocaust Day!
John: Thanks Jimmy, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving also!
by BAPE N' APES January 11, 2008
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thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food
by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025
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Thurkey Day

Slang for thanksgiving since it’s the Thursday that many of us eat turkey
I am gonna really chow down on Thurkey day this year
by Breaking dancing on cardboard November 24, 2020
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Thurkey Day

Slang due thanksgiving since it is always in thursday and most families eat turkey
I am going to get my eat in Thurkey Day this year
by Breaking dancing on cardboard November 24, 2020
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