turban

The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.

I think Aknad is wearing the new Pampers turban today.

by John Heinz Kerry April 13, 2005

turban

Devil's Hat. (According to George Bush)

George w. Bush: Let's bomb everyone who wears those turbans!

by Arafat lives! December 26, 2004

turban

A shorter way to refer to towel head's

A turban runs that gas staion.

by B to the Rock November 3, 2005

turban

the act of takeing an aricle of clothing, holding it in front of the anus while flagulating, then quickly wrapping the peice around ones face. Originates from buttercup

After having curry last nice, I just had to turban that old lady.

by Rondizzle Dog June 13, 2006

turban

a cheap towel that indians with disgusting hair wear.
It is usually thoroughly cleaned with grains of rice which absorbs their body odor which always smells.
The same rice is then eaten for dinner .

Thats disgusting eating rice that came from your smelly turban moneet

by Sharpie92 January 5, 2008

Turban

A hat without a feather

Guy 1:"Aw man look at that guy's hat! Whats with that?"
Guy 2:"Does it have a feather?"
Guy 1:"Nope."
Guy 2: "Turban."

by Julesicus November 22, 2011

Turban

an name that you call someone when you dont like them.

i hate you mr. turban

by Robbie Burness January 15, 2006