sharp tuner

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she suddenly farts you than proceed to pull out and stick your dick in her mouth and tell her too sing a song till you understand what she is singing.

I gave that girl at the party a sharp tuner when she suddenly said she could sing

by Quadss October 23, 2013

Memphis Tuner

The act of rawdogging a girl while twisting her nipples, making her moan in various octaves

Bro, I gave her the memphis tuner last night, she hit more octaves than my guitar.

by BM2055 May 31, 2022

tuner cars

Tuner Cars are usually imports that have been modified after delivery from the factory to deliver increased performance or enhanced looks

See Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift those are tuner cars

by Brevard Tuner Car June 20, 2012

poon tuner

controlling the way a girl moans by eating her pussy a certain way

"I didn't like the way my girl moans, so I had to give her a poon tuner"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012

Down Tuner

A person who decides its totally awesome to down tune your guitar so he can play this certain song, that he cant actually play, then gives back the untuned guitar.

Down tuner:Hey bro mind if i play?

2:Sure.

*downtunes*

2:Uhh..

Down tuner:hold on lemme play this song...
wait never mind i cant actually play it lol..

*gives back untuned guitar*

2:Damn you!

by Seamon March 26, 2009

Tuner Late

The act of being so incredibly late that whenever you do arrive, you find one person from the group left alive and extremely hostile. The rest have been tortured, skinned, killed and eaten due to extreme anger and excess time to act on it. Upon arrival you will become mad at said survivor for being irritated at your tardiness.

Me: I've been waiting for Howard for such a long fucking time.

Bob: When was he supposed to get here?

Me: 6 hours ago. But every hour the rat bastard tells me he will be here in 10 minutes.

Bob: Oh that clown fuck is tuner late!

Me: (wielding shotgun) Let's go egg his car.

by jrad87 June 29, 2010

Meat whistle tuner

An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.

We sent the meat whistle tuner to ensure the sale.

by donniedonniepoopoopants May 28, 2009