tube steak boogie

To masturbate. 'Nuff said.

After class, I came back to find my room-mate watching midget ass porn while doing the tube steak boogie.

I'm bored. Gonna go pick up a Playboy and do the tube steak boogie to kill some time.

by your testicles April 4, 2011

Tube steak salute

A sudden erection of the penis.

Dude when she walked in it was tube steak salute mayhem!

by stripe2k August 18, 2006

chocolate tube steak

A brown or dark colored dong.

Bob rapidly pumped his chocolate tube steak in and out of Sally.

by Antzor May 29, 2008

milk the tube steak

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.

Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.

by James The Big Cocked Man February 24, 2009

Tube Steak Hero

A large organed man with the power to bring pleasure to any woman or thing in the universe. He can pleasure any of the biggest amazon women in a single pound. he can make a woman break the sound barrier with a single scream. He can cause a woman to climb up walls like spider man with one flick of his hip. The evil chicks have no chance against this massive organ. he will destroy their need to bleed. de-verginize a girl without penetration. Orgies are just a sneeze to him. He is... Tube Steak Hero!

It is straight, it is big, its.....Tube Steak Hero, bringing pleasure to a wife, daughter, mother, near you!

by sude beak July 15, 2011

albino tube steak

White penis

I bent my black girlfriend over and gave her some albino tube steak.

by T9xbeatngu February 2, 2018

tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005