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by Ash28268 February 12, 2022
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Triston is the kind of guy every girl wants, that's including being tall, handsome and intelligent. He is passionate about his hobbies, family, and friends. And sometimes looses himself to that same passion. If you put him on a project he'll undoubtably work throughout the night to complete it.
He's a good friend and always ready to be there for those he cares about. But underneath his strong exterior he is a romantic who believes in love and soulmates. Even with all his wonderful qulities he is shy and awkward, but in the cutest way. You'll have to be straightforward as sarcasm is not his forte and he's horrible at picking up up on flirting.
Though stubborn and kind of a pervert, he is a wonderful person to have in your life. If you find one, hold onto him, because he will never see the goodness in himself.
Don't understand it but they're normally into blondes if they aren't already blonde themselves.
He's a good friend and always ready to be there for those he cares about. But underneath his strong exterior he is a romantic who believes in love and soulmates. Even with all his wonderful qulities he is shy and awkward, but in the cutest way. You'll have to be straightforward as sarcasm is not his forte and he's horrible at picking up up on flirting.
Though stubborn and kind of a pervert, he is a wonderful person to have in your life. If you find one, hold onto him, because he will never see the goodness in himself.
Don't understand it but they're normally into blondes if they aren't already blonde themselves.
by Darlin'deer May 3, 2018
Get the Triston mug.A disease that afflicts most attendees at UCSD. Its origins are linked to the sheer lack of attractive people on campus. This results in UCSD students having ridiculously low standards for the opposite sex.
(UCSD kid): Hey! That guy's pretty cute.
(State kid): Are you kidding me?! He's a chinless, bucktoothed wideclops! And he's always staring at me with that wall-eye of his. You totally have Triton Eye.
(UCSD kid): Damn, you're right.
(State kid): Are you kidding me?! He's a chinless, bucktoothed wideclops! And he's always staring at me with that wall-eye of his. You totally have Triton Eye.
(UCSD kid): Damn, you're right.
by Fro_turtle_o January 4, 2009
Get the Triton Eye mug.Usually an extremely intelligent dark haired specimen, in a musically creative way. Usually changes people thinking because of compelling logic that pertains to perception of life and the universe. Is short but uses it to their advantage. Usually dates a Mirabelle
by The Revenger April 2, 2010
Get the Triston mug.The UCSD equivalent of beer goggles, without the beer. UCSD students find that upon beginning school, there are no attractive people on campus, but by the end of fall quarter, begin to discover that there seems to be an influx of cuter boys!
This "influx of cuter boys" however, is all a mirage. What has happened is that these UCSD students are inflicted with "Triton Vision" - because they have been surrounded by ugly men for so long, their standards have dropped and as a result even mildly decent looking men (aka with regular human features) begin to appear stunningly attractive.
This disease is a serious one and is only cured when one leaves the campus perimeter to go home, where one realizes that there are actual men with musculature and clear skin, have the social IQ higher than an 8-year-old, and like to think about sex more than microbiology or astrophysics in the world.
However, this is a recurring disease - once one returns to campus the cycle repeats itself. Triton Vision will never be completely cured until one graduates from UCSD..... or transfers out.
*Courtesy from a guy named David
This "influx of cuter boys" however, is all a mirage. What has happened is that these UCSD students are inflicted with "Triton Vision" - because they have been surrounded by ugly men for so long, their standards have dropped and as a result even mildly decent looking men (aka with regular human features) begin to appear stunningly attractive.
This disease is a serious one and is only cured when one leaves the campus perimeter to go home, where one realizes that there are actual men with musculature and clear skin, have the social IQ higher than an 8-year-old, and like to think about sex more than microbiology or astrophysics in the world.
However, this is a recurring disease - once one returns to campus the cycle repeats itself. Triton Vision will never be completely cured until one graduates from UCSD..... or transfers out.
*Courtesy from a guy named David
"Ewwwww, UCSD people are NOT CUTE!" - Person A
4 years later
"Wowww, what was I thinking? They are so HOT!" - Person A
"Dude, are you blind? I think you got Triton Vision." - Person B
4 years later
"Wowww, what was I thinking? They are so HOT!" - Person A
"Dude, are you blind? I think you got Triton Vision." - Person B
by FearfulUCSDcutie June 13, 2009
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