Traumaliated

The act of being traumatized as the victim of an attacker and then subsequently humiliated by the same person, who has then taken sympathy on you because they've realised how pathetic your existence is.

Example: You were just robbed at a cash machine by a stranger, after a few seconds of walking away, they turn round and come back, placing the money they just stole in your hand and say "I saw your bank balance, I'm sorry".

- Inspired by real events, the term was coined by "Vuthy VT" in a comment which received over 600 likes in 4 hours!

OMG I've just been Traumaliated!

I think if that happened to me, I'd be pretty Traumaliated too.

by Gibsonion March 14, 2019

Tragical Express

Disney's Magical Express Bus, except you're on your way back to the airport from Disney World.

Aw man! Our Disney vacation has ended! I guess we better hop aboard the Tragical Express. Back home we go. :(

by LanceK22820 June 8, 2019

traumochalis

Used to describe a traumatic experiences in a persons life.

The traumochalis events in the marriage are what led to the divorce.

by SuperRo0t September 29, 2019

TRAGICAL

Something that is so tragic yet hilarious at the same time.

Tim is such a hot mess but I still cant help myself from laughing, it is just tragical!

by leastar February 28, 2009

Traumaligno

Broken down, the entwined words: Trauma (-in a nutshell, something that has become unforgetable) and Maligno (-Filipino for haunting mythical nightstalkers) were brought together to capture a richer term for recall or memory. Traumaligno conotes an entity that caused condensed joy or sorrow that it becomes embedded in memory to the extent that it haunts its perceiver.

His fatal loss of Laura led to utter traumaligno.

by A.R. John Galt March 6, 2008

The Tragically Hip

The worst "rock band" of all time. Extremely mediocre guitar, bass and drums. Singer sounds like a sheep being bludgeoned to death. A staple of any Canadian radio station because their boring, depressing songs can be related to by all the failures in the world.

While driving to school on a cold, cloudy November morning, the Tragically Hip was playing on the radio

Gord Downie is a fucking wierdo (Lead singer of The Tragically Hip)

The Tragically Gip is the shitty version of REM

by WAPFTW January 31, 2010

Tragically Attractive

When someone who is really attractive knows it.

Paul: Ginger was acting like such a bitch last night!
Jim: Yeah, she's tragically attractive and thinks she can do whatever she wants.

by Frank Darlucci April 12, 2011