Transparent closet

When somebody is quite obviously gay, but won't admit it.

Person A: I'm not gay, i just love wearing dresses and listening to Justin Bieber!

Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!

by tamoshaolanmean May 16, 2010

Transparent Trollop

A term, very similar to “Snow Possum”, that is used to refer to racist white people

Term was made up by @jaydeeare93 on TikTok

That transparent trollop called the police on the Black people who were just hanging out in the park.

by Jaydeeare93 January 7, 2021

transparent ass hoe

Fake ass untrustworthy female. Able to see through her bullshit.

"Man, Imma kill that transparent ass hoe!"

by Puss in Boots and Sweet James November 10, 2011

Transparent Mask

A useless or pointless avatar, alias, or secret identity

Bill: Hey fuckface, we met together at John's BBQ and Bar yesterday, right?
*UtilityMan stops before he could finish beating Shrimp Scoundrel to death*
Bill: Dude, you need to drop that transparent mask of yours and just admit it. Everyone in Redwood City knows your real name and it's retarded to continue denying simple facts.

by FourThirteenTwentyFive March 30, 2019

Transparent Nightmare

1. when one feels they have no privacy to pursue the American dream because their American dream is to be exclusively private and void from the presumptions of having a right or privilege to a public opinion.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.

3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.

4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.

You cannot possibly know everything about me and in this transparent nightmare, you are not allowed to ask me questions. No interview for the job. No surveys, and no interrogation. My future plans have become the most intriguing plans on earth but The ZOMBIES do not care as they have lost all curiosity.

by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022

Transparent Ginger

A ginger ( see "ginger") characterized by extreme opaque skin as well as hair.

"Katelyn Smith is a transparent ginger"

by HSMF's April 2, 2008

transparent navel

A code name term for an indiviudal who has his head up his ass. The only way to navigate when one has his head up his ass is to have a transparent navel.

Hey Moe! I think our boss has a transparent navel!

by Moe June 10, 2004