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Floridian High School student:"I got my transcript back and I have a 4.56 GPA! I'm brilliant."
by kingofdorms March 8, 2015
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Transception

When a male looks at a "female" who appears sexy in his eyes. However, he later finds that "she" is really a transgender who has a dick.
I was vibing with Kennay at a party. I thought she was an incredibly beautiful woman, and found myself fortunate enough to take her back to the crib that night. I was horribly dissapointed when she asked me if an 18 inch cock is something I might be interested in. I then realized I was a victim of transception.
by kennay6969 May 11, 2016
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Transcream

When someone is having a threesome with two girls and a guy, the guy creams in one girl and the other girl eats the first girl out. Basically, transferring cream.
"Hey, lets get another girl and we can have a transcream. You don't mind that right babe?
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traincreep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:

A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

B: Oh no shit! you are a traincreep, right?

Successful attempt by a traincreep on the actual train or bus:

Traincreep: Hey, how are you today?

Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.

Traincreep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...

..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
by Sexydimma December 1, 2011
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transcramption

The actions of totally unthoughtful decisions.

Risk made by non mindful persons without decisive understandings.
1. Joeski makes truly transcramptious dealings,
She made the transcrampion by telling Steve would pay 100$ to only change the oil in her car,
Unless she was just looking out for Steve, I say that was outright in thoughtful.

2. Jimmy made a transcramption
by Too Cool. Freash Clean. June 1, 2015
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transkrempanseas

a little less of a problem then an actual problem.
"I don't have any real problems, just transkrempanseas."
by stellargalactic March 2, 2021
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