Tousei

hes super nice and hes a keeper. if you run upon a tousei make sure to be-friend them.

“omg tousei was so sweet”

by Mikayli September 24, 2019

Touseef

The coolest man on earth! Calm, collective and composed.

John handles pressure in a Touseef way

by Touseef_ August 17, 2022

Tousse

Pronounced "Two-ss" (like loose but with a t)

A person, usually male (then again that usually makes it more hilarious when describing a female), of twattish proportions. ie, he's a divvy. Better used between friends rather than to really annoy someone, as it doesn't seem to have the same impact as something like "how in holy fuck did your mother shit you out you fat cunt".

Derived from the word "tuss" - Tousse is how a posh person may say tuss and therefore sounded funny as fuck. Originated in a dalston secondary school in cumbria, england.

Example 1

Cumbrian #1: Is that daft lad wearing rockports?
Cumbrian #2: Aye, what a fuckin' tousse.

Example 2

Cumbrian #1: (Attemping to solve a particularly hard maths problem)
Cumbrian #2: Deeks! (farts in #1's face while laughing)
Cumbrian #1: (trying to hold in laughter)...Tousse.

by 9A Slang December 30, 2007

dirty tousen

when you turn off all of you lights and cum in her eyes blinding her for a bit

"hey man, i did a dirty tousen to my girl last night"

by mike the dirty boy January 11, 2010

touser chutney

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005

Tossless

A segment of time in which no tossing off has occurred.

Dude, I was so busy that my weekend was totally tossless.

by Pierce-a-cola March 3, 2008

toulene

A very very sexy kind person, though usually undersetimated she can be the best person in your life. Loud, confident and the best person in your life. She's the hottest and knows how to handle guys, they usually come after her, but she can ruin it sometimes. Usually very competitive and sporty person however she's more mind than heart. To those who she trusts, be careful she's not one to trust many; so don't take her for granted. Though all her friends will agree that she's fierce and loyal.

Wow, your being such a Toulene' right now.
Did you see Toulene's roasts?

by Djordje the beast March 20, 2018