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To "tote" is the phenomina of releasing bodly fluids from out of your knee. This is only possible if you are to catch the rare disease called "Patella copulatory" that causes for a penis to grow on your knee. This disease can only be caught by coming in contact with someone else with the disease. It's origins are unknown.
"I'm gonna TOTE!"
"Last night I toted all over my girlfriends face."
Tote by Spdank January 28, 2010
short for totally. Often used to describe nouns in everyday "valley girl" convos'.
That boy is like tote cute!
tote by Smutt December 29, 2007
Tongue-on-tit-erection
A type of sexual arousal that comes from oral nipple stimulation, usually with the togne, which inevidably causes the penis to become hard. This word may be used in a metaphorical context as a way of expression discribing intensity within any sort of subject.
"Dude... that was so tote!"
tote by Alexander Nixon January 9, 2008
A large rubbermiad container colored a blue shade of green.
Don't forget to put the tote in the Car.
It is in the tote
Where is the top to the tote.
Tote by Nad Nosnore June 16, 2007
abrevation of totally
ew, thats tot nast. whatev
A word that can be used to describe a event, place, or action. other words meaning the same thing but not nearls as cool or hip would be lok or uber
we went to see 300 last night it was HELLA TOTE!!!

Logan:It was so Tote the other day when Millan ate that soup.
Anne:Tote?
Logan:Yeah check urban tote is hella tote
tote by Logan Coe aka logano December 9, 2008