1 definition by Spdank

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To "tote" is the phenomina of releasing bodly fluids from out of your knee. This is only possible if you are to catch the rare disease called "Patella copulatory" that causes for a penis to grow on your knee. This disease can only be caught by coming in contact with someone else with the disease. It's origins are unknown.
"I'm gonna TOTE!"
"Last night I toted all over my girlfriends face."
by Spdank January 28, 2010

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