A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!
by No1AboveLo May 29, 2011
Get the Tooth Fairy mug.The act of defecating into the pillow sheet of another person, due to extreme aggression, hostility, rage, or an attempt at a very funny practical joke.
by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008
Get the The Dirty Tooth Fairy mug.a name given to a person with the qualities of a tooth fairy wearing pink and purple tiara pink skinny jeans and a pink tutu with a wand. received recognition in 2008.
by jinx188 December 4, 2009
Get the Tooth Fairy mug.Little girl: I put my tooth under mah pillow last night
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$
other kid: I WOUNDER HOW MUCH I WOULD GET ITF I PUT MY LEG UNDER ??!??
News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$
other kid: I WOUNDER HOW MUCH I WOULD GET ITF I PUT MY LEG UNDER ??!??
News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.
by LunaLovez February 17, 2010
Get the Tooth Fairy mug.A bigass fairy that steals shit out of your mouth and keeps it in their house and occasionally eats them. They also love when you put it under your pillow, so they can take the pillow, put it above your face and bust a nut on it. Then leave with your tooth.
by DontGetHard December 10, 2018
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