toot it and boot it

The action of copulation with the opposite sex after a brief introduction at a local nightclub, which is then led to a prompt depart usually from the male partner but is not out of the ordinary from the female; resolution of contact

I met her in the club
then I said wassup
I took her to the crib
and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it

by Keybo. February 20, 2011

toot it and boot it

to fart and then leave.

Ew, don't just toot it and boot it.

by bitchshreddershredder November 14, 2010

Toot IT and boot it

To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house

Alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it

by Jujufreedman November 24, 2016

boots toots

When something matches or exceeds expectations in a Canadian way.

Riley harvested his latest batch of maple syrup, it was the boots toots.

by PowerlineTech December 16, 2017

toot it n boot it

To attempt a task quickly and efficiently. Telling some one to complete their task in a fast and thorough manner.

"I'm on my way to get a plan b.. "Toot it n Boot it!"

by spider243 October 31, 2013

Tooted&booted

A girl that is so fine your jaw drops

Damn girl u really tooted&booted

by Lilcartwheel July 13, 2018

Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.

Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.

by Alabama Spitroasting Champion January 4, 2024