tool bag

A male between the ages of 18-24 who wears clothing that is way too baggy. You can find him walking next to a girl who should obviously be with you instead. He can often be spotted wearing a flat-rimmed baseball hat that represents a team in the NL East. When approached and intimidated, he will constantly wipe his mouth with both hands before he is about to fight. On the road, he can be found in his mother's car. Examples: Audi, BMW (beamer).
He will be gripping the wheel at 12 o' clock and will be bouncing his head to rap artists who nobody has ever heard of.

"Look at that tool bag over there. How on Earth did THAT guy get THAT girl!?"

by BFass December 18, 2012

Tool Bag

A person who is a tool and a douche bag.

The idiot that cut me off in traffic was a Tool Bag

by BizzyBlond April 18, 2011

tool bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

Martin is a tool bag

by cruggina October 27, 2013

Tool-bag

Idiot, someone who is foolish or silly.

"Gee that Chris is a proper tool-bag when he gets pissed!!!'

by Swinggal March 6, 2008

Tool Bag

your fuckin ball sack

"ah shit man i told your girl she had a nice rack, so she kicked me in the tool bag!"

by Kamran Omidi June 20, 2008

Tool Bag

Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag

Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will

by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006

Tool Bag

Usually the nickname given to a useless Airframer (aka Flamer aka douche-bag) or Ordnanceman (aka gunner aka bitch nigga) usually an airman but can be e-4 and above.

Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...

Yo AO3 is such a Tool Bag... I hate that bitch nigga.

by YelaWhich July 22, 2011