A really long amount of time.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
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From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
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Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.
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Person 1: I just created my own fictional world and created an entire fake language and alphabet!
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
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