waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Uncle Dimma February 5, 2017

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going to the show

A phrase stated upon observing a scene kid.

Then this kid with tight pants and swoop hair walked by and Rob goes, "that fool is going to the show."

by robmon December 9, 2008

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Show you some colours to see see

1. showing someone some colour. "I will show you this colour to see see."

2. calling for a fight. "Want me to show you some colours to see see?"

3. looking for a beat up.

Source of phrase: Chinese expression that means the same thing: gei ni dian yan se kan kan.

1."I will show you this colour to see see."

2."Want me to show you some colours to see see?"

3."Hey, show me some colours to see see."

by AChineseWithAFriendMike September 24, 2009

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Shirt to the Show

One who is so enthusiastic about attending a concert s/he wears a concert tee (old or new) of the band they are going to see to the actual concert. The wearer, in an attempt to exhibit their serious love for said event, is often seen as taking it and themselves a little TOO seriously. Can also be used loosely to describe someone who BLASTS the music of the artist on the way to the concert or in the parking lot while partying before/after the concert. Does not apply to wearing team jerseys to sporting events which is typically socially accepted.

Example of Shirt to the Show: Resurrecting your old "5150" Van Halen concert tee for the reunion tour; wearing your 'margaritaville'shirt annually to a Jimmy Buffett concert; sporting your "six flags" gear around six flags.

by sttsforeva June 4, 2010

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Welcome To The Show

The state of no mental thought or reservation. When you do what is natural and what you want, when your only motivation is to seek fun at all costs, up to and including your life. When you are in the Show you not only go beyond the possible, but also beyond the impossible to achieve things that normal humans dream of. It is considered the big league of life, when you know you have finally arrived. The show is a DangerZone, when you enter the show, lesser men will envy you and may express hate.

"Welcome To The Show, Its time to fuck shit up"

"I just banged a Korean girl and a Chinese girl in a three way, Welcome to the Show"

by PanamaJack October 22, 2013

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