Dirty Jonte

When a Japanese dude does anal with a red head

Dude Wayne totally pulled a dirty jonte last night..

by Your local sex offender July 19, 2021

jonte antonino

A bi-sexual person of Arabian origin who's presence is not appreciated by anyone. He may get bids but he soon reverts back to Kiss My Sack.

Mum: How was you day?
Girl: I met the biggest jonte antonino today!

by Jack Plant November 14, 2011

Jont Piece

A large yellow pick up truck used to pick up Walter Johnson girls. Also used to change behind. This vehicle is owned by a DeMatha boy yet utilized by the entire team.

Kristin: Lets go get in the jont piece!
*Dont hurt the jont piece

by K-luv July 15, 2008

Jont

Abbreviated form of saying “just don’t do it.”

Girl: Alex, jont....please jont. You’re being stupid. Only I can do it.

by Justwin November 30, 2020

To jont

To pee upwards and then use that pee as lube.

"Yo bro I can't wait to jont later"

by Jonter May 11, 2025

Daddy Jonte

Get ureself a daddy Jonte, hes a good HVHer and also has a huge dick frfr. Hes always hot and super nice. He can steal ure girl at any time so watch out ;D. Hes just a super man!

Im so Daddy Jonte today.

by Chaser187 November 21, 2021

Jonte

Pronounced 'Donty', should be spelt 'Jonty', is a slimy old bastard whos favourite word is cunt. Has a yellow mullet that is attached to a hollow head, and sounds like a emo old man. He has recently come out of his but-ter-fi shell. "Cricilas, or crigilas, crixilis"

"Jonty has come out of his cricilas." (Jonte)

by Windermere Weapons March 20, 2023