im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

To giant ducks

A verb, perfect for when you want to turn someone down and confuse them at the same time.

A verb ideal for when you don't have plans but need to say you do.

Mark: "Hey, wanna grab some coffee later?"
Janie: "I'm sorry, I have to giant ducks, I'm swamped."

Teacher: "Where were you yesterday? Skipping class?"
Student: "No, no, of course not, I had to giant ducks."

Parent's note: "Please excuse Shelby from school tomorrow, she will have to giant ducks."

by Quacktastic11047 June 18, 2011

eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word

a gif

gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok

by Aiden J April 6, 2021

I like to feed the ducks

Girls these days, with those duck lips and all!

On a tinder profile:
Motorcycle muscles
I like to feed the ducks.

Private 👁

by Dick Bowtie May 8, 2021

Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022