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louis tomlinson

the center of our very own solar system aka. the sun
person1: did you see the sun was out yesterday ?
person2: i'm pretty sure i didn't see louis tomlinson, but okay
by streamwalls July 26, 2020
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Louis Tomlinson

He is the Sassmaster from the diamond studded land of Doncaster. And if you give that bitch a carrot he will turn around and slap with with his Gucci handbag and make you look at his Kardashian ass as he sashays away. And we all know he could've worked the Pussy Magnet.
Louis Tomlinson? He doesn't need an example, because every bitch knows who he is.
by Ahtnamas Dnalevelc June 28, 2012
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harry tomlinson

Harry Tomlinson is Harry Styles' name since he married his ONLY LOVE Louis Tomlinson a few years ago.
Harry Tomlinson, not Louis Styles 'cause Lou is the dominant one.
by Chelligb3 August 13, 2017
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Louis Tomlinson

25-year-old Tomlinson, widely known as the Sassmasta from Doncasta, hedgehog, etc. is part of the world's biggest (and sexiest) boyband, One Direction. They are currently on hiatus but not to fear, Louis is still poppin' but his ankles are nowhere to be seen. He's a twink and his accent in his newest single 'Miss You' - buy and stream Miss You on iTunes, Spotify, and PlayStore - makes EVERYONE nut.
Insta Stan 1: Louis Tomlinson is the light of my life, he is a king and I am his willing slave, he is such a precious human, and he is small, and he is beautiful.
Insta Stan 2: Sis, we been knew !
by harryspeach December 11, 2017
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Mike Tomlin

Mike Tomlin is a character played by Omar Epps on the popular television series known as the "NFL". Mike Tomlin is an American football head coach for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Guy 1: Wow, I didn't know Mike Tomlin won a Super Bowl.

Guy 2: No, you're mistaken. Mike Tomlin is just a fictional character. He is really Omar Epps.
by rbarazan March 1, 2010
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Ashley Tomlin

Describable none other than a very thing and wirey man, probably the spawn of J. Edgar Hoover with Cromwellian tendencies of stamping out opposing views on mock exams, his handling of the staff and ultimately his ability to effectively control the pandemic. He's long given up the stakeout, the binoculars and the wire taps in favour of installing more cameras right outside the s-block to prevent misdemeanors from the students and the subsequent microphones in the cameras to prevent criticism of him. Some never return. The more criticizing of him the discussion topic is, the crueler his Xi Jinping-like tactics and his iron fist becomes. His past is riddled with rejection, depression, lack of a 20 grand kitchen (with an island in the middle), lack of a 17 grand silver ford fiesta, inability to properly cover up his oppressive tactics or maintain friendships. This arena or "school" is precisely the drug he need to fulfill his illusions of grandeur and the taste of power over others. Oppose him and his secret police consisting of Swaffer, Mulligan and Brooker will silence you quickly and effectively. Avoid him at all costs and find real humans to talk to.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Ashley Tomlin?"
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
by awootism1212121 November 13, 2020
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louis tomlinson

the most beautiful man in the world is perfect magnificent and amazing.
girl1: i love Louis Tomlinson
girl2: he's orrible
girl1: i will kill you bish
by paolastyliinson_ January 20, 2021
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