thunder stroke

The act of being jerked off by a woman who is being electrocuted,

hey man how was it last night with your girl ?

Dude Samantha’s using the thunder stroke method on me

What’s that ?

When she jerks You off with 250 volts running through her body

Wow ! That sounds stimulating

by Skellzmaster February 10, 2018

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018

Arctic Thunder Sex

When a female achieves orgasm after riding the vibrating seat of an 'Arctic Thunder' snowmobile racing arcade game. Similar to the effect of a Sybian, this real event is made even more amazing when it occurs inside of a busy Chuck E Cheese's

Tom: "What did you and your girlfriend do last night Jake?"

Jake: "We went to fun world and had Arctic Thunder Sex."

by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009

thunder sucker

When someone takes credit for a task that someone else was responsible for doing or accomplishing

My coworker is a thunder sucker for telling my collegue that it was all their idea for the plan I had to get the job done.

by oakleyanni August 6, 2017

Thunder-shitter

A word that describes either a massive twat or an unfortunate event

'Matthew you fat thunder-shitter'
'Curtis just went in the toilet and thunder-shat everywhere'

by SexyChinaGod March 12, 2020

Thunder Schlong

A penis that makes the "Fap" sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.

"What's that sound?"
"Oh, that's Brock."
"Damn! I didn't know he had a thunder schlong!"

by Vagina² October 31, 2009

Thunder Stealer

An asshole who attempts to steal the attention of another at a certain time.

Victim: "Dude, i just beat my guy at a wrestling match, 6-3!"

Friend: "Congratulations!"

Thunder Stealer: "Yeah, well I pinned my guy."

by Disius Ramirez December 1, 2011