thirteenth base

having sex with your partner's corpse after they reach twelfth base

I fucked this chick to death, and then I went to thirteenth base with her.

by 69Dildozer69 August 10, 2009

Thirteenth Grade

Community college; where the underachievers go after high school.

"What you going to go when you graduate?" "I'm going to Union County College." "Oh. Thirteenth grade."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

thirteen

A depressingly wonderful movie about a young teenager girl struggling with the urge to fit in.

"Jim", I don't know what land of suburbia you're from, but I grew up in a big city and I've seen girls from the "wrong parts" of town go through shockingly similar things. Heck, I've seen girls go through stuff WORSE than this(such as getting pregnant at 12, doing heroin, etc). So don't give us your sheltered view on the average life of a 13 year old girl.

Ignorant Suburbanite: That movie Thirteen is SO unrealistic. What kind of thirteen year old would do stuf like that?

Other Person: Where have you been all your life? I'm from Chicago and I've seen girls go through stuff JUST like that. Thirteen is an excellently scripted movie which captures it all.

by TheVogueMafia May 11, 2008

thoited

When the kush is good, It puts you on that cloud from Mario Kart

Bro hit this shit. It’ll get you thoited. “Thoited?” Yea bruh like that good good.

by Tchubbs October 9, 2019

throte

What you call your throat when it hurts but only a little bit

Person 1: My throte hurts.
Person 2: You mean throat??
Person 1: no.

by Danny Cheezits September 21, 2020

Burning Thirteen

To be in a state of calm, happy, oblivion.

Synonym: Spacin' gs

Guy 1: Hey man, what's goin on?
Guy 2: Just sittin here burning thirteen. Wanna do something?
Guy 1: Hell Yeah!

by Marco St. John July 28, 2004

drop a thrice

The act of dropping a thrice is the most complete, enlightening form of shit known to man. It has been called 'shitting your guts out', 'shitting out a lung' or other such terms, but the thrice holds a place in all our hearts. The thrice, like its close cousin, the deuce, requires more than one flush to evacuate. It is however most effective in public facilities. A thrice is usually a leg numbing experience and it can shock many first timers. The thrice is not a shit to be taken lightly. Users should be well versed in its usage before it is taken public. Thrices wait for no man. They have a tendency to interrupt fancy diners with a member of the opposite sex, said person's family, meetings with a superior, gaming sessions. A thrice can and will creep up on you at any give time. It should be made clear that a thrice needs to be at the top of one's priorities when it comes to such events. A thrice should be evacuated by no less than three flushes, however exceptions can be made. If you, yourself, require a courtesy flusha thrice has been achieved. In public, if you hear people come in and leave immediately, a thrice has been achieved. A thrice should be flushed at least once however. If not it is apt to leave behind floaters of epic, radioactive proportions. An oncoming thrice can be detected by sudden cramping of the bowls, an almost incurable urge to ninja dust, loud, possibly wet, flatulence and even prairie dogging. Once the thrice has been moved, the facility of your choice has been befouled, all that is left to clean up. A thrice-wipe should usually consist of at least two wipes per flush, making sure not to plug the toilet, as bad things happen if your throne ceases to function mid-thrice. One the final wipe make sure to 'wipe till ya bleed' or the akward post-thrice-squishiness will befall you.

"Dude, i just deuced it hardcore in your bathroom!"

"Hahahaha your funny, cuz i just dropped a thrice in your bathroom"

"Aww, fuck dude you didnt?"

"No I didnt. I wanted to drop a thrice, but I couldnt find the handle so its all festering in there."

*pukes*"aww fuckin shit dude'

by picKles was here February 24, 2007