Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.

by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

Threading the needle

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.

Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.

by Gary Needle April 20, 2013

Threeginity

Same meaning as virginity, but relating to threesomes.

When you have a threesome for the first time you will lose your threeginity.

Bill: I finally got laid last night!
Ted: Really? Thats awesome!
Bill: And not only that, I lost my threeginity! Got 2 chicks back to my hotel room!
Ted: Whoa! How did you manage that?
Bill: I was playing Metallica loud and 2 chicks walked passed my balcony... I flexed my arms, and the rest is history

by Captain_Stabbin_00 January 18, 2009

treggings

A cross between trousers and leggings. Sinmilar to jeggings.

Those aren't jeggings, stupid. They're TREGGINGS.

by runswim April 3, 2011

Treggings

Military trousers that are tight enough to look like jeggings.

Whoa cool treggings, your pockets are so useless!

by Disgruntledshamshield December 8, 2019

Trudging

going for a walk in the middle of no where, in the dark, drunk

my brother and his friends went trudging on our property last night after buying two 30 packs of keystone and a handle of captin morgan.

by drinkNdance September 18, 2010

Threading the needle

Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other

When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.

by SentientDreamer January 19, 2017