third wheel

Someone out of a trio whom is seemingly the least relevant.

Me and my two friends were hanging out at the mall and I was the third wheel half the time.

by bitstripslang September 21, 2016

Third World Water

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.

Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.

by Walter the whale March 3, 2015

third time's the charm

If you're trying to do something, and twice it didn't work, you say, "Third time's the charm". This is a hopeful saying -- "it will work the third time!"

I'm trying to get something organised with a group of people and last week I said "third time's the charm". But it's still not working. And we're at five times now. So I offer this for those of us that need something to say when it gets to four times or more:

First time’s the promise

Second time’s a shrug
Third time’s the charm
Fourth time’s a boon
Fifth time’s a broken heart
Sixth time is doom.

Ha, foiled again! But third time's the charm.

by Anders@Wollongong December 18, 2018

Third Wheel

Me

Im third wheeling so bad rn help

by StrangerThingsStan August 19, 2019

Third World Shithole

Noun referring to any impoverished foreign country in which crime, graft, and corruption are modus operandi.

That Third World Shithole felt just like home.

by Basking in Beanerville July 6, 2011

third-floored

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

by clearing up December 7, 2009

Third degree tear

A large tear recieved during childbirth. often reffered to as a wizards sleeve. It can be very traumatic to the vaginal region if not treated straight away. some scarring does occur and can re-tear if a big throbbing fellow is recieved.

friend.. "how was it?"
sam..."it was fine i only got a third degree tear"
friend..."woah he tore you good"

by Alfredo Griffin December 14, 2010