MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

“Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
“The next time he wants food”

by NoodleHeadAss May 19, 2018

My dad

Gone, for good

My dad is gone, he got milk

by Poop_dealer888 May 7, 2020

My dad

Is the best dad in the whole wide world he taught me everything i know from sports to how to catch a ball he tought me how to do track and was their for me threw anything even tho im a pain hes still their

My dad is amazing even tho im a pain

by Captain jon October 9, 2019

My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

My dad

He is gone.

Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 13, 2021

My dad

A guy I really dont know. I Know i havnt seen him in 9 years. He hasnt called either. Left the country because of his drug dealing. A guy i used to dream of meeting evry day, but now just wish he would rot.

a retarded good for nothing junkie

by LL April 14, 2004