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MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life
"oh no my dad is in jail"
by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018
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My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.
Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
The next time he wants food”
by NoodleHeadAss May 19, 2018
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My dad

My dad is gone, he got milk
by Poop_dealer888 May 7, 2020
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My dad

Is the best dad in the whole wide world he taught me everything i know from sports to how to catch a ball he tought me how to do track and was their for me threw anything even tho im a pain hes still their
My dad is amazing even tho im a pain
by Captain jon October 9, 2019
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My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away
Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!
by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022
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My dad

He is gone.
Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"
by BestieBAKAbae May 13, 2021
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My dad

A guy I really dont know. I Know i havnt seen him in 9 years. He hasnt called either. Left the country because of his drug dealing. A guy i used to dream of meeting evry day, but now just wish he would rot.
by LL April 14, 2004
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