One who sells out to black culture despite the color of their own skin. Usually considers themself some kind of rapper/gangster. A Nick Cruze will often be spotted fucking toilets, walls and people who would rather be fucking his best friend.
Guy 1: Check out that wigger rapping over there. He's got all those bitches with him, but he doesn't realize that he's clearly stuffing his pants with a banana.
Ryan: What a Nick Cruze. Let's beat his ass.
Ryan: What a Nick Cruze. Let's beat his ass.
by Alcoholypmic Gold April 4, 2005
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Guy1: Where is Nick?
Guy2: He went to see some girl he barely knows
Guy1: So hes running the Nick-ed Mile?
Guy2: Yup
Guy1: What a douche!
Guy2: He went to see some girl he barely knows
Guy1: So hes running the Nick-ed Mile?
Guy2: Yup
Guy1: What a douche!
by Ginger Kid17 February 8, 2009
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A dance move resembling a shimmy but instead looks more like shanking someone. Also known as the Shimmy Shank.
Austin: Why is that young man shanking the air?
Andrew: No I think he's starting a lawn mower
Taylor: I think he's having a seizure
Kyle: You're all wrong. He's doing the Nick Zerilli
*They all proceed to do The Nick Zerilli*
Andrew: No I think he's starting a lawn mower
Taylor: I think he's having a seizure
Kyle: You're all wrong. He's doing the Nick Zerilli
*They all proceed to do The Nick Zerilli*
by kthomasb16 June 28, 2011
Get the The Nick Zerilli mug.The Nick Condition thankfully rarely seen disease, with several common and a few not so common symptoms. It's created from a bacterial organism, known as a Tadiumvir (often called the Nick Bug) It is carried through sperm, and grows in the childs brain. Early childhood symptoms include misfitism and hate from the other children.
As the subject approaches puberty, the Nick Bug is fully grown, and begins to secret feces onto the brain. This confuses and poisons the brain, leaving the many symptoms listed in full here:
-Lack of Common Sense
-Lonliness
-Denial of Lonliness
-Homosexuality
-Denial of Homosexuality
-Constant itching of the penis, testicles, gooch and asscrack
-Delightful sensations from anal penetration
-Acne
-Horribly thick and wiry hair
-Chronic fucked up haircut
-Mild hallucinations (for example, the subject making airplane sounds or believing he/she has friends)
-Lack of dress sense (large, bulky winter jackets, Dragonball Z shirts and gray sweat pants that are too tight are common)
-Interest in unbelievably childish things
-Chronic Masturbation
-Poor eyesight, requiring glasses
-Useless ears that not only prevent him from hearing you hate him, but also make his glasses fall off, requiring a rope or string attachment, often found on librarians and old bitches
-Several learning disorders including ADD, ADHD, Teretts, Fucktardation
-Denial of Fucktardedness
-Freakish height
-Lack of muscle or fat
-Weakness
-Vulnerability to beatings
-A lifetime supply of Virginity
Unfortunatly, The Nick Condition is uncurable as of April 17, 2007. And we don't really want a cure either. We'd be much happier having these freaks around to pick on.
Every school, every town, every place has a Nick. What happens when they grow up? The Nick Bug dies, and its absense drives the subject into a deep depression, fueled by lack of social skills and intelligence. They usually commit a quiet suicide or sink into obscurity. However, some react dangerously, and attempt to perform a killing spree at their high school. But with their stupidity (it never fully fades) they try to use water guns, and end up crying at their failage.
As the subject approaches puberty, the Nick Bug is fully grown, and begins to secret feces onto the brain. This confuses and poisons the brain, leaving the many symptoms listed in full here:
-Lack of Common Sense
-Lonliness
-Denial of Lonliness
-Homosexuality
-Denial of Homosexuality
-Constant itching of the penis, testicles, gooch and asscrack
-Delightful sensations from anal penetration
-Acne
-Horribly thick and wiry hair
-Chronic fucked up haircut
-Mild hallucinations (for example, the subject making airplane sounds or believing he/she has friends)
-Lack of dress sense (large, bulky winter jackets, Dragonball Z shirts and gray sweat pants that are too tight are common)
-Interest in unbelievably childish things
-Chronic Masturbation
-Poor eyesight, requiring glasses
-Useless ears that not only prevent him from hearing you hate him, but also make his glasses fall off, requiring a rope or string attachment, often found on librarians and old bitches
-Several learning disorders including ADD, ADHD, Teretts, Fucktardation
-Denial of Fucktardedness
-Freakish height
-Lack of muscle or fat
-Weakness
-Vulnerability to beatings
-A lifetime supply of Virginity
Unfortunatly, The Nick Condition is uncurable as of April 17, 2007. And we don't really want a cure either. We'd be much happier having these freaks around to pick on.
Every school, every town, every place has a Nick. What happens when they grow up? The Nick Bug dies, and its absense drives the subject into a deep depression, fueled by lack of social skills and intelligence. They usually commit a quiet suicide or sink into obscurity. However, some react dangerously, and attempt to perform a killing spree at their high school. But with their stupidity (it never fully fades) they try to use water guns, and end up crying at their failage.
by Clayton Carr December 24, 2008
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